I can never just like something like a normal person, i have to get unhealthily obsessed with it until i like foam at the mouth
i wanted to know what a duck looked like without a beak so i googled it and ive been laughing at this photo for about 3 minutes
- how my mother works
- me: mom i got all A's
- mom:
- me: mom i cleaned the whole house
- mom:
- me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
- mom:
- mom: is this your cup on the table?
- me: yes
- mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight
(Source: itsniall)
(Source: relatablegifs)
- teacher: where's your homework
- me: buffering
